Ladies: Better Let Your Man Watch The Game Or You Are Gonna Die
Wow… I have to thank the security guard Mark from the track for bringing this story to my attention because I might have missed it otherwise.
Here is the link: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/breaking-news/us-man-kills-wife-after-fight-sparked-by-ice-hockey-game-going-in-to-triple-time/story-e6freuyi-1225857830929
So the poor guy, tired from doing nothing all day long because he is unemployed, just wants to watch the game. And what does his insensitive significant other do? That’s right… she secretly waits until the game goes into triple overtime to nag him about being up late, his lack of a job, and the sorry state of the finances. That’s the equivalent to pulling out right as she is about to orgasm and bringing up a discussion about how you liked her hair better before she cut it short. The man, tired of the relentless bitching and moaning does what any of the rest of us would do in that situation. Fuck her sister. Nope…not even close. This guy grabs a claw hammer and smacks her upside the head at least ten times, stabs her a few times in the chest for good measure and sets fire to the corpse and house. Now that’s going the distance folks. I can almost hear him screaming “It’s in triple overtime you stupid wench“ as he pounds her skull until it resembles a watermelon that has been dropped off a ten story building onto a parking lot. The story did not say if the man finished watching the game before setting fire to the house. I hope so… it would be a shame for his wife to have died in vain. Seriously though, it probably took less than a minute to kill her so he should have had plenty of time.
This seems extreme ladies…but the next time your man is watching football or needs a sandwich, better remember this story.
Frothtonomy 