“Sure, I Killed Her…But She Was Old So It Doesn’t Count”
I think the guy on the left is looking for the woman's head
We have all been there, right? Eighteen years old and on your way to court to face grand larceny charges for stealing Mom’s jewelry. You are scared about going in front of the judge, so you do what any rational individual would do: swallow all the pain pills you can find. Now that you are stoned out of your mind, you find it hard to tell the difference between the road and the sidewalk. You end up off-roading it through someone’s lawn and annihilate a poor woman mowing the grass. No harm, no foul though, because she just happens to be a geezer… WTF.
Oh wait…. you did not do that as a teenager? Me niether….but this stupid bitch did. Read about it: http://www.1010wins.com/Woman-Charge…as-Old/6869742
This whole story gets even more bizarre and sad. Want to know what “Little Miss Cantdriveworthshit” had to say about herself? See it in black in white in the following excerpt from the police report:
Freaking Retarded
“The thing that makes me not feel so bad is that she was old. I mean 70 years is a long time to live.” This is so insane. Why could this girl not have been adopted by the parents who beat their children to death with surgical tubing? She would also have been a great candidate for the knife that got stuck in the head of the three year old in the previous post. But no… instead this retarded bitch makes sure that the last thing that grandma ever sees is a giant “FORD” sign on the grill as it smashes her face out of the back of her skull. And what does the girl really care about? She wants to see the news report so she can see what she looks like.
If you clicked on the article link than you saw a picture of this crazy wench. She looks like the “Faces of Meth” poster child to me. I would have to splint my limp shaft with popsicle sticks and duct tape before I could even think about having sex with something like that. Who cares what she looks like.
She is being held on a $200,000 bond right now. What should be happening instead is that she should be turned over to a nursing home filled with Viagra saturated old men and let them rip her a new ass to the point she would have wished she would have stuck her head under the ladies lawn mower instead of plowing her down like a dog in the street. I can only hope that this bitch never reproduces. The only thing that she needs to produce is another corpse…hers.
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