Another Amazing Canadian Contribution To Planet Earth

They say a picture is worth a thousand words…. That makes my word count right now at: 1017.

Seriously though,  WHAT THE FUCK!!!

That guy has dicks for arms?!  And he is wearing a wrestling mask.  Is Canada trying to tell us that all wrestlers are dicks?  Apparently the wrestler is “Sperminator,” and he has been infected with some kind of STD and now wants to infect the world.  I bet he got HISyphagonnaherplaids…that’s the worst one I can think of right off hand.  If I got infected by that I have no doubt that I would amputate both my arms and replace them with stegosaurus cocks, buy some spandex and lay waste to New York.

Thankfully, children do not have to cower under the bed in a puddle of tears, sweat, and their own urine.  They have the members of Sex Squad to save them.  These fine heroes include: Capt. Condom who can stretch to any size, Wonder Vag (the virgin), Willy the Kid (The minority midget who is here to show you that size matters),  and Power Pap (The slut who at least gets tested before taking it in the southmouth).

I played this game.  There is no way I would let my daughter play this game. 

I played as Capt. Condom and assisted his battle with the Sperminator.  The game asks you questions about safe sex while the Sperminator ejaculates onto your character.  If you answer correctly, you use your condom shield to deflect the evil jizz onslaught.  But if you answer wrong, your hero gets a facial.  When I get home tonight, I’m going to see if I can get my baby to answer a sex ed question wrong…hahahaha (by “baby” I mean “grown consenting woman” and not an infant).

All this game does is teach your children the best way to handle seman flying at their face…is this what sexual education is about.  Hell… they can learn all about that at prom.

What is wrong with Canada?  Is this how they are teaching their children about sex ed?  HOLY FUCK.  No wonder all the illegal aliens are coming here instead of Canada…it’s not because we are closer, it’s because Canada is retarded.

Play this game right now for yourself and then ask if this is how you would teach your children about the birds and bees.  Play it here:

http://www.healthunit.com/sectionList.aspx?sectionID=378

Wow.

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~ by millsap on April 18, 2010.

7 Responses to “Another Amazing Canadian Contribution To Planet Earth”

  1. This was interesting. I saw this game and its fucking hilarious. If I had a kid, I would not let them play this.

  2. […] we already know how Canada teaches their youngsters about sex-ed (see my post here:  https://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/another-amazing-canadian-contribution-to-planet-earth/).  Since this young man was only 22, and from Canada, it only makes sense that this could happen […]

  3. I’m going to move to Canada, now, have some kids and make them play this game as soon as I get them home from the hospital Gotta teach that shit young. 🙂

  4. […]  5.)  Canada likes to teach their kids about the birds and the bees using a government sponsored game featuring the Spermanator, a guy with dicks for arms that spurts jizz all over the player when he answers a question about safe sex wrong.  And yes, there is a link to the site to play this game in the article.  https://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/another-amazing-canadian-contribution-to-planet-earth/ […]

  5. […] we all know how Canada does their education on the private parts (see this post on Canadian Sex Ed:https://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/another-amazing-canadian-contribution-to-planet-earth/), but Brazil?   Why?  Why did you do this […]

  6. […] we all know how Canada does their education on the private parts (see this post on Canadian Sex Ed:https://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/another-amazing-canadian-contribution-to-planet-earth/), but Brazil?   Why?  Why did you do this […]

  7. […] we already know how Canada teaches their youngsters about sex-ed (see my post here:  https://millsap.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/another-amazing-canadian-contribution-to-planet-earth/).  Since this young man was only 22, and from Canada, it only makes sense that this could happen […]

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