No More Baby In The Baby Cakes
Do you, dear readers, remember my wonderful recipe post a while back called: Rotisserie Baby?
Well you had better hurry up and make it if you want to try it, particularly if you happen to live in Oklahoma. Why? This is why: http://news.yahoo.com/okla-senator-wants-ban-human-fetuses-food-235857183.html
Senator Ralph Shortey is purposing a ban that would eliminate the use of human fetuses in food. This would be a very noble thing, I guess, if there was actually a case of someone using a fetus in their products (since you make my dish at home and supply your own youngin, Rotisserie Baby would probably not be affected by this bill…whew).
This is extra fucking diculous. It is not ridiculous because it is not even coherent enough of a thought to get diculated twice. Why not propose new legislation to keep tri-testicled unicorns from eating out of public park garbage receptacles. We could even raise taxes to make and implement unicorn-proof lids to keep the bastards out of our trash. We don’t need them in there, we have homeless people for that. Never mind that unicorns can’t be proven to even exist. They can’t be proven to not exist either and thus we need these new laws and provisions.
This jack ass KNOWS…I mean he FUCKING KNOWS IN HIS SOUL that people are not using ground fetus in burritos at Taco Land. Why is he doing this? Does he need attention? Maybe he is on the verge of getting caught in some kind of scandal or something and trying to distract his district? Is he really this fucking stupid? Just watch…in a few years he will be on the presidential ticket….fuck.
Why are we spending time and resources planing and creating laws for shit that will probably never happen when we have so much fucking bullshit that HAS HAPPENED and is AFFECTING US RIGHT NOW. Why spend resources making a plan for a meteor slamming into Wal-Mart, when we have a financial crisis that has already slammed into millions of us already.
Get Shortey…out of office.
