Dumb Ass Of The Year 2011 Contender
Yep…it is only January…but I cannot foresee anyone beating out this idiot.
So this guy seeks help from the cops to protect him from…not the mafia…not some young thugs on the street…not burglers…not space aliens…nope. He NEEDS PROTECTING FROM HIS SEX-CRAZED WIFE OF 18 YEARS.
Ummm…I’m not seeing the problem here.
The guy has been crashing on the couch for four years and is still pestered by his wife’s constant demands for him to perform his marital duties. Now, I know that not all wives are evil prudes that only uncross their legs in exchange for some god-awful monetary prize…but enough of them are to create the stereotype that married guys never get laid. (Hell, I’m getting married this year and my lady is AWESOME. So if you are one of those KICK-ASS wives that take care of your man…then kudos to you, and this does not apply…but recognize that you are in the minority…hahaha).
Anyway…most of my friends that are married would happily trade wives with this dumb ass, and all parties involved would most likely be thrilled.
This is beyond my comprehension. He can’t wait to show up for work rested???? I would rather show to work tired as fuck but recently fucked instead of fucked off that I have been unfucked for a fucking week or more. Fuck. …or not, in this case. Fuck.
Why could not the previous story of the guy that got his dick chopped off by the doctor by mistake happen to this moron…hell…he does not want it. The guy has been married 18 years and had two kids and the woman still wants to gargle his nuts once or twice a night… AHHHHHH. This is like winning the lottery and living in a shack in the woods and using the money as tinder in your fire pit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Un-fuck-ing-believable.
Its early. Some dumbass will top this eventually.
Probably…but you have to admit…this is really insane.